Conversation: The slowest form of human communication.

Moralizing and morals are two entirely different things and are always found in entirely different people

Babies are such a nice way to start people.

I had, out of my sixty teachers, a scant half dozen who couldn't have been supplanted by phonographs.

The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.

It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant.

Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.

The beggar is the only person in the universe not obliged to study appearance.

In all systems of theology, the devil figures as a male person.

There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.

Don't ever slam a door, you might want to go back.

Lidské tělonaprogramuješ na všechno.

She surveyed the carnage behind him. "Did you have fun?"He showed her his teeth. "Yes.

What you believe might be wrong

The Gods themselves cannot recall their gifts.

My State Senate district was in the northern part of Oklahoma and they were redrawing the districts.

It is motive alone that gives real value to the actions of men, and disinterestedness puts the cap to it.

In fact, we started off with two or three different shells and the shell had life of its own.

I'm totally growing up.

Procrastinatio n will delay your change!!! Today is a very good day to change; don't let YOU stop yourself from growing!

Being busy is a form of laziness - lazy thinking and indiscriminate action. Being busy is most often used as a guise for avoiding the few critically important but uncomfortable actions.