Conversation, n.: A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his breath is called the listener.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

Why we love with close heartsWhy we love with souls apart Let the love flow from hearts to souls, Let the world glow

There's no shame in honest suffering, my dear.

Do we exist because others perceive our existence, or is, indeed, our own affirmation enough?

If you simply love the Universe, the Universe can't help but love you straight back!

After the evil spirit of a narrow Scholastic orthodoxy has been driven out, in the end seven much more wicked spirits return in its place.

I'm a multi-faceted human being.

In the beginning it was all black and white.

She exists, Damon. There are women out there who crave what we can give them. Once you taste it, you can't ever let go of it.

The student is best taught who is told the least

The influence of being in New York, made me realize a lot of the ethical and political ideas I want to push or promote are best articulated within an anarchist program.