Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out.

In the future we'll all have 15 minutes of fame and 15 minutes of healthcare.

Most of us are animal lovers. We insist that we love all animals equally - the hamster, the weasel, and the zebra - but if pressed, we will admit to being either a cat person or a dog person.

Can you envision a world without men? No wrongdoing and bunches of euphoric, fat women.

Mercy, it's the revolution and I'm in my bathrobe!

We all know how cats feel about traveling in a car. You never see a cat with his head out the window, fur flying in the breeze. A cat is never anyone's designated driver.

Getting old in America ... best to do it somewhere else.

Hi, this is Sylvia. I'm not at home right now, so when you hear the beep ... hang up.

My weight is always perfect for my height - which varies.

Dogs are joiners; if they were guys, their idea of a good time would be to attend an Elks luncheon.

I wanted to shut my mind, that my thoughts might closeon my own peace, I wanted to closethe peace of my love in my heartlike dew in a dark rose."From "Philip Speaks

She glanced at her watch, reminding herself who she was.

If You Want To Learn About LOVE, Happiness And Joy, Please Go To Your Childhood and Learn.

Don't worry about not fitting in. The things that make people think you're weird are what makes you you, and therefore your greatest strength.

Oh! what a luxury it is to weep, / And find in tears a sad relief!

Cats invented self-esteem.

I thought I should work more on the idea that you wear a suit or a jacket because of the fun it can provide, because it's a game, because it might even have a sexual quality.

Peace requires everyone to be in the circle - wholeness, inclusion.

Ravana was a rakshasa but this rakshasi of untouchability is even more terrible than Ravana.

What do Obama and God have in common? Neither has a birth certificate. How do they differ? God does not think he's Obama.