Cooking is like making love, you do it well, or you do not do it at all.

There are days when any electrical appliance in the house, including the vacuum cleaner, seems to offer more entertainment than the TV set.

After nightfall, I wouldn't leave a burning building without an escort.

One who roams the channels after dark, searching for buried treasure.

When you love God for real, you will love His creation

For a control freak, love and the desire to control others are synonymous. Once they lose control over the object of their desire, hostility takes over in full force.

He who humbles himself wants to be exalted.

In unphilosophical minds any rare or unexpected thing excites wonder, while in philosophical minds the familiar excites wonder also.

Foppery, being the chronic condition of women, is not so much noticed as it is when it breaks out on the person of the male bird.

Will we fight or will we retreat? That is the question that is posed to us. Some of my friends on the other side of the aisle often refer to Iraq as a distraction.

Punctuation is a deeply conservative club. It hardly ever admits a new member.

We don't mind being ripped apart, but don't rip the songs apart. They're like our kids.

In a puddle, ask for a pool; in a pool, ask for a lake; in a lake, ask for an ocean. This is the way for a frog to reach the stars!

If in doubt, anything looks good with a white shirt.