Cool! Now I can steal some rich old coot's Ferrari and go fishing for marlin with the same piece of jewelry.

Cassandra,” he said, “I hope you know that poaching Muppets is illegal in this country.

When I bite you, it'll be because I want to make your toes curl and your hair stand on end. And you won't need stitches afterward. You'll need crutches.

All you can do is hang in there and hope you don't get motion sickness and puke all over the newspapers.

The girl in me wanted to slap Lung across his face and yell, "Get your eyes off my sticky buns, ya creep!

Sometimes things would be so much simpler if you could just pull out your gun and shoot the bad guy. Reason number seventeen why Indiana Jones is my hero.

Apparently you don't have to observe the Rules of Etiquette when reuniting with a muderous spouse.

Hey, if you decided to tear up the town, you can always use the leftover bread from my breakfast in place of your cane. I'm pretty sure it's hard enough to bust heads.

That's what I'd call him if he was my dog. Jacket-humper. Kinda had a ring to it. Although it seemed a little long for vet visits and intros to lady dogs.

There you go. Use your granddaughter to pick up women. That'll get you points in heaven.

I'm sure it's nothing switching to a light beer won't cure.

It is not courage that makes us speak the truth, but it is a hunger for truth that makes us courageous

All the beauty of wisdom and knowledge resides in kindness.

Nothing wins more loyalty for a leader than an air of bravura, " the Duke said. "I, therefore, cultivate an air of bravura.

I know that every good and excellent thing in the world stands moment by moment on the razor-edge of danger and must be fought for.

A warrior is free to be a hero and pull off daring do and the soldier is irresponsible if he does it.

Know why I smile so much out there? It's because I'm having so much fun.

The joke used to be that in every Indian home, there is the mother, father, children, grandparents, and the anthropologist.

The so-called positive press has in some ways been more difficult to swallow than the negative.

Choose the way of life. Choose the way of love. Choose the way of caring. Choose the way of goodness. It's up to you. It's your choice.

If you want to talk about the pollution coming from Ohio, please don't leave out the pollution coming your way from China.