Corporate advertising is simply expensive lying dressed up as brainwashing

When inspiration comes life is lived in the moment and peace descends. When inspiration leaves thoughts turn to violently killing time

Simplicity takes time, patience & practice. Complexity offers too many excuses for failure

Humanity enveloped in entropy desperately seeking symmetry for peace of mind

Royal blood isn't blue, it is a jaundiced shade of red and riddled with broken chromosomes

We don't fall in love, we fall in lust. We ascend to love.

I obviously invented Solipsism

True Love Isn't Hearts & Flowers. It's Blood & Guts & Bouquets Of Barbed Wire

Those who understand the true nature of humanity are always loners.

The ego camouflages itself like a fox born and raised in a hen house. Its only worry is that you fail to notice its presence every so often and start acting without fear

Corporatism trying to redeem itself through charity is akin to a serial killer offering to pay a fine for his crimes.

Your mind, it will trick you but your heart, it will not.

Show me all your sides, dive with me to your deepest points and guide me to your Everest. I'll always adore the way you are yourself, so don't tell me being sad makes me unhappy or love you less.

Cabbage soup and barley. They're Russia's national food. Both excellent in their way, but a shade monotonous.

HONY is one of the only things keeping people from getting lost in the matrix.

Leaders often find themselves temporarily alone.

Often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us.

Don't fight a fact, deal with it.

Don't confuse fun with fulfillment, or pleasure with happiness.

I dont ever wear makeup. I steam my face. I put hot water to open pores and cold water to close them.

Wickedly funny to read and morally bracing as only good satire can be.