Corrupt officials are usually close-mouthed and open-handed.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

Revenge is a kind of wild justice, which the more a man's nature runs to, the more ought law to weed it out.

No evil can happen to a good man, either in life or after death.

There are a million things I'd rather do before designing clothes: directing, landscaping.

No really sensible person ever remembers enough poetry to recite it.

The best is yet to come and won't that be fine.

I'm a female in comedy, so of course I want there to be more women on 'SNL', and women of color.

In a lot of ways I look at these old photos, and I don't know if I would have been able to communicate with these people on this level if I didn't have a camera. I think I would still be so shy.

It is the nobility of their style which will make our writers of 1840 unreadable forty years from now.

Unfortunately, at this moment in time, Robbie Keane can't hit a barn door for us.

One night of love don't make up for six nights alone. But I'd rather have one than none Lord, cause I'm flesh and bone.