Costumes are fun. Dress up like a pilot some night and watch as people stare!

My dad is a very quick-witted, sarcastic, dry, humorous guy, whereas my mom's very silly, and that side of the family is very musical.

Most of my ideas just come out funny.

There is nothing funny about a well-adjusted, intelligent person making the right choices.

I'm a little bit of an amateur political junkie.

It's never fun to read death threats.

I sort of fell out of new music. I'm old, I like what I like, and that's that.

Nobody hates hipsters more than hipsters.

There's a lot of dopes in life, and in film school. The interesting people are usually easy to find.

Funny people don't really laugh very much.

Dads are awkward because they're older guys who aren't cool anymore and are figuring out who they are, and they often make bad choices in fashion and music.

Never does the human soul appear so strong as when it forgoes revenge, and dares forgive an injury.

We are living in glorious days where each readers' voice can be heard.

The clearer that division [of social media] is between it not being a reflection of reality, and being a complete make-believe world, the more we're helping ourselves.

If you hear something you like, and you're halfway like the public, chances are they'll like it too.

I play a lot chamber music.As for something that's hard for me to play, before I leave this Earth I'm hoping to play Brahms' Second Piano Concerto.

We can often better help another by fanning a glimmer of goodness than by censuring his faults.

It doesn't matter if it's raining and dark. The sun is shining above the clouds.

I have a very simple approach in career: You work with the people you love.

I used to be able to do the Chinese splits, where you open your legs sideways.

I get stuff for free and I sell it for as much as I can get.