Could you do a liberal propaganda tool that would bore the bejesus out of people? No.

You don't have to think exactly like me. When people go, "I don't agree with everything you say," you know what, if you agree with everything anyone says, you're an idiot.

I don't know how many times a phone call or e-mail starts with, "I don't agree with anything you say but you're funny as hell so I listen to your show, I love your show."

You don't have to be straight. You just have to shoot straight.

Fox succeeds because it's entertaining. It's like a rightwing freak show.

I was actually abandoned by wolves and then raised by Republicans.

My politics just kind of developed over time as a reaction.

Is it possible that more black people hate the President than are actually alive?

I like fighters. That's why I love Russ Feingold. I love Barbara Boxer. And Howard Dean and John Conyers. Democrats I talk to around the country want their leaders to come out and fight for them.

I auditioned for 'Cats' - I didn't sing but I was able to cough up a hairball.

This is so sexist. I mean, are we really going to put this as a standard of something we are going to judge our presidential candidates by?

Don’t allow past experiences to be forgotten.Hold them close.

Anyone who doesn't believe in miracles is not a realist.

Fiction is the microscope of truth.

The quality of the thought that a person has got inside and sought from outside is likely to decide the quality of the people that has been brought into his life.

If you're wandering the streets, talking in gibberish, nobody ever asks you to change anything about your art because there's no context for people to look at what you do.

The leader for today and the future will be focused on how to be - how to develop quality, character, mind-set, values, principles, and courage.

My dad's supportive of all my endeavors.

A good addiction is a contradiction in terms. Anything people can't give up or must have is not healthy, no matter what the activity.

I love the idea of comedy in horror. I think this should be allowed.

Donald Trump is so universally despised, because he so often says the wrong thing and has absolutely no moral code outside of just wanting to be powerful and influential.