Count your blessings. You are one of a kind. There's no one in the world like you. You are amazing.

When the king gets depressed, he doesn't call for his wife. He doesn't call for the cook. He calls for the court jester.

Number one, like yourself. Number two, you have to eat healthy. And number three, you've got to squeeze your buns. That's my formula.

No tricks, gimmicks, special pills, special potions, special equipment. All it takes is desire and will.

I spent my childhood eating. The only exercise I got was trying to twist off the cap of a jar of mayonnaise.

No one is perfect... absolutely no one. Like precious stones, we have a few flaws, but why focus on that? Focus on what you like about yourself, and that will bring you happiness and peace.

Energy is that amazing feeling that comes to life inside of you when you're happy and believe in yourself.

I've always practiced this: Love yourself. Move your body. Watch your portions.

There is no magic milkshake or workout machine. I think the real machine is your body. I do love treadmills, ellipticals, stationary bikes, free weights.

Everyone in this world is somehow connected. So why not just be nice to everybody.

I do consider myself a clown and a court jester, and I do love to make people laugh, whether they're laughing with me or at me.

There’s no need to look back. What’s behind you is smaller than what’s in front you.

Men get drunk and boast, or they get religion and repent.

Don't underestimate the things that I will do.

As a culture, we are not comfortable with mortality. We do not accept it the way other cultures do. We cling to youth, and we don't want to die. It's like, 'Well, too bad, we do.'

It's so normal for a teenager to dress in black -- and be real unhappy and stay in your room and say sarcastic things. How could something so normal be considered morbid?

God in His providence hasn't called us to watch history, but to shape history by praying in His Name.

Embrace controversy. It gives you a platform. It nudges you to clarity.

That is what is wrong with our age. You know full well you are not watching the sun set. You are watching the world turn.

Receiving personal revelation is not a passive process. As we seek such revelations, we must prepare for these sacred experiences.

Life is trouble. Only death is not. To be alive is to undo your belt and *look* for trouble.