Country music is about new love and it's about old love.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

Good thinking makes you more attractive to yourself and others.

The idea economy is a conversation. Try to channel or control that conversation and you will stop the chatter.

The reason producers make stupid movies is because there are stupid people who will pay to see them.

I'm just some lunatic macaroni mushroom, is that it?

If somebody pisses me off and I understand it ain't personal then I'll go to another place and I'll meditate.

And that is what the perception is by the American left, who hates Christendom.

I would rather lose money than trust

In order to compose, all you need to do is remember a tune that nobody else has thought of.

We are the ancestors of those gardening the universe.

It is now conceivable that our children's children will know the term cancer only as a constellation of stars.