Courtesy is a small act but it packs a mighty wallop.

The chief difficulty Alice found at first was in managing her flamingo.

I can't go back to yesterday - because I was a different person then.

I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

You know what the issue is with this world? Everyone wants some magical solution to their problem and everyone refuses to believe in magic.

Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

I'm doubtful about the temper of your flamingo. Shall I try the experiment?

One of the secrets of life is that all that is really worth the doing is what we do for others.

Why is it that people with the most narrow of minds seem to have the widest of mouths?

If you limit your actions in life to things that nobody can possibly find fault with, you will not do much!

You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret... All the best people are!

We are all atheists about most of the gods that societies have ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further.

Take anything that is above you to God, lift it, bless it and release it and see what God will do.

Each thinking mind is a political mind

It occurred to him that strength was quite different from toughness and that being vulnerable wasn't quite the same as being weak.

As far as it’s ideal that you get helped by people, it doesn't mean they are compelled to make your dreams come true without your efforts.

He was very good, it turned out, at outlining the flaws in the government as long as someone else was in charge of the government.

I don't think I'm such an amazing person who needs to be written about.

Last night I didn't realize I said "abortion" in my stand up comedy act instead of "circumcision." No wonder I got blank stares at "rabbi got faint at sight of blood."

Will a day come when our cars have carbon-fiber tubs, 18,000-rpm V-10 engines, and ground-effects tunnels? Perhaps, about the same time we have condos on the moon.

I don't know whether Jews can behave like good Christians, but Muslim Arabs certainly cannot.