Cowards die many times before their deaths; the valiant never taste of death but once.

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.

The course of true love never did run smooth.

Better three hours too soon than a minute too late.

It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.

No legacy is so rich as honesty.

God has given you one face, and you make yourself another.

It is not in our stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.

The Eyes are the window to your soul

What a terrible era in which idiots govern the blind.

Hell is empty and all the devils are here.

the greatest Americanshave not been born yetthey are waiting patientlyfor the past to die

My philosophy is fundamentally sad, but I'm not a sad man, and I don't believe I sadden anyone else.

Inflation is repudiation.

I believe the brain is like a muscle - like any other it can be improved.

I realized, in removing or rewriting these jokes, that often the jokes weren't done or that I was using, for me, the curse words as kind of a crutch. So then I just started writing.

A curse lies upon those that, when the truth suffers, have not a word to defend it.

Well, gauge theory is very fundamental to our understanding of physical forces these days. But they are also dependent on a mathematical idea, which has been around for longer than gauge theory has.

I think it was 89.2% cheers and 11.8% boos, but I'm used to that.

Since there are no absolutes, when it's convenient, you change the rules. Do we know any politicians that have done that?

An idea, to be suggestive, must come to the individual with the force of revelation.