Crazy old people are our entire source of polling information.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.

A firm, hearty handshake gives a good first impression, and you'll never be forgiven if you don't live up to it.

At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child — miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats.

There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.

Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into cesspools instead of off cliffs. Splash! There goes Mark Foley!

Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race

don't make me throw my boot at you, because I will, you grumpy high testosterone driven male

My default button was set to self-destruct. It had been since birth.

We barely have time to react in this world, let alone rehearse.

A bad act done will fester and create in its own way. It's not only goodness that creates. Bad things create. They have their own yeast.

My law-givers are Erasmus and Montaigne, not Moses and St Paul.

[C]ontemporary liberalism stands on a foundation of assumptions and ideas integral to the larger fascist movement.

That is the strangest thing about the world: how it looks so different from every point of view.

If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell shouldn't schedule a meeting with me before 10am.

You only lose energy when life becomes dull in your mind. Your mind gets bored and therefore tired of doing nothing.

America is the sum of all our journeys as we search for our national community and our national culture.