Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentlemen. I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen.

Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than send it to your mum and you realise witchcraft is real

South Africans will kick down a statue of a dead white man but won’t even attempt to slap a live one. Yet they can stone to death a black man simply because he’s a foreigner

Dont fight even over girlfriends. The country is full of beautiful women. If you cant get one, come to Mugabe for assistance.

The only white man you can trust is a dead white man.

I have died many times. I have actually beaten Jesus Christ because he only died once.

If you take men and lock them in a house for five years and tell them to come up with two children and they fail to do that, then we will chop off their heads.

Don't drink at all, don't smoke, you must exercise and eat vegetables and fruit.

Only God who appointed me will remove me.

What is the problem? We now have aeroplanes which can take them back quicker than the ships used by their ancestors.

We have said we will never collapse, never ever. We may have our droughts, our poverty, but as a people we shall never collapse, never ever.

Although it's good to have talent, character is so much important because bad character is an enemy of great talent.

Models are just mannequins seeking validation at the hands of sleazy fashion people.

For a religious leader to question a person's faith is disgraceful.

I'm not saving anybody's life, I'm not a teacher, I'm not working for UNICEF. I don't think I'm some big deal.

Old and new kiss everywhere in Africa

If you wish to form a clear judgment on your friends, consult your dreams.

You need to have a beginner's mind to create bold innovation.

Often people do not properly value things that they are good at naturally because they find them too easy. That is very problematic.

Often, we are too slow to recognize how much and in what ways we can assist each other through sharing expertise and knowledge.

Without the smile from partial beauty won, O what were man? - a world without a sun.