Cricket needs brightening up a bit. My solution is to let the players drink at the beginning of the game, not after. It always works in our picnic matches.

The secret to my success is that I bit off more than I could chew and I chewed as fast as I could.

I only work every couple of years. I go into retirement between films.

I enjoy being part of the entertainment industry, although I'm the laziest person that I've met yet in this business.

I didn't get into entertainment until I was like 31. I didn't star in a movie until I was 46.

Well, there's nothing strange about Americans as a whole. But, Angelinos are different!

Rich and famous is not bad, but poor and famous sucks.

Injustice is relatively easy to bear

For the mighty, even to give away is grace.

I enjoy doing everything, comedy and drama. I just look for the characters really and what they offer.

I’m not being weird, you’re being a little rude. Don’t you think as a host, when I say ‘this is what I want to talk about’ that’s what we should address?

Determine when you are most productive when working away from the office, and maximize those periods.

Honestly, I never really put the mic down.

...sentences swallowed and sung back and swallowed all over again. She was made entirely out of words.

There is no general doctrine which is not capable of eating out our morality if unchecked by the deep-seated habit of direct fellow-feeling with individual fellow-men.

As long as you are alive, you will either live to accomplish your own goals and dreams or be used as a resource to accomplish someone else's.

The school of hard knocks is an accelerated curriculum.