Crisis doesn't create character; it reveals it.

Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.

I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with.

Life Sucks,get a helmet

You know why the French hate us so much? Thay gave us the croissant. And you know what we did with it? We turned it into our croissandwich, thank you very much.

Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them?

Ann Romney talking about middle class moms is like Chris Christie talking about a salad

There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.

I'm really happy I went to a Catholic school because a lot of the repressive tactics they use make for great senses of humor.

What firefighters, and people in our military and cops do is separate from what the rest of us do, basically these people say "I'm going to protect all these strangers."

I love Santa Monica and Venice because I like the beach. I have a lot of friends in that area.

Do not let your good ideas to spend your brain energy, do it with all the effort because the shadow of the success can become a reality only with hard work.

Men cannot be nice and kind to a woman and have no affection for them.

He is a man of sense who does not grieve for what he has not but rejoices in what he has.

I have always found that Angels have the vanity to speak of themselves as the only wise.

I think "post-racial" is a dangerous trap. You can fall into complacency and give your complicity a much more dangerous character.

What is it about grandparents that is so lovely? I'd like to say that grandparents are God's gifts to children.

Life is simply a vacation from the infinite

To grow wiser means to learn to know better and better the faults to which this instrument with which we feel and judge can be subject.

The further one separates himself from the precepts of the Christian Church, the further one distances himself from the truth. Only God can create. I make music from music.

I think there are always actor parts, and then there are movie-star parts, and an actors always an actor until he does a movie-star part.