Criticism is the essence of creation.

We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone.

Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch.

Create your own visual style... let it be unique for yourself and yet identifiable for others.

Race hate isn't human nature; race hate is the abandonment of human nature.

Popularity should be no scale for the election of politicians. If it would depend on popularity, Donald Duck and The Muppets would take seats in senate.

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.

The essential is to excite the spectators. If that means playing Hamlet on a flying trapeze or in an aquarium, you do it.

If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.

If you want a happy ending, that depends, of course, on where you stop your story.

Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me.

When your wife asks you for your opinion, she doesn't really want your opinion. She wants her opinion - just in a deeper voice.

You can go as far as you think, imagine and dream. Anything is possible.

In the face of adversity, beautiful things emerge

We might as well die as to go on living like this.

The only way we will be going to Europe is if the club splash out and take us all to EuroDisney.

I'm intensely private, and I've openly shown annoyance at the paparazzi.

The blues will be blue, and the jealousies green, but when love picks its color it demands to be seen.

The wolf attacks with his fang, the bull with his horn.

Who remembers when we used to rest on Sunday instead of Monday?

Give the world your best and you will get the best out of the world.