Crocodiles have a smile I've seen on the face of every lawyer I've ever met.

Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?

When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'.

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.

Someone once threw me a small, brown, hairy kiwi fruit, and I threw a wastebasket over it until it was dead.

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out.

No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed.

Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.

Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gifts in boxes from stores that went out of business twenty years ago.

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.

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Not a very pretty world, is it?""Which one?

No matter the sphere of life your portion is, you can be successful in it together with the Lord, if you have learned to recognize His time.

Right now, all she knew was that she had the potential to love him greatly and fiercely, and she wanted to do so and nothing else very much and for many years.

The least one can say of power is that a vocation for it is suspicious.

Forgive me if I sleep until I wake up.

Thank you," she whispered, "for keeping yourself alive, soldier." "You're welcome," he whispered back.

The planet should not be used as a warehouse of resources to serve humanity's selfishness

I don't go to parties and all that. I don't think being seen or being in the right place is going to make me a better actress. I care about my work and try to do what's right in my heart.

It takes two to paint. One to paint, the other to stand by with an axe to kill him before he spoils it.