Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Good government has to mean less government.

My tenure in the Senate was really as an independent and whichever, regardless of party label.

When you see a mistake in somebody else, try to find if you are making the same mistake.

Some people naturally have a sense of empathy and an understanding of how to bring their followers to do things. They become great politicians.

I think my sense of humor is Jewish. I'm smarter than most white people, which is kind of a Jewish thing, too.

He who, when called upon to speak a disagreeable truth, tells it boldly and has done is both bolder and milder than he who nibbles in a low voice and never ceases nibbling.

I liked Camille Paglia. I liked her even better when I heard her talk.

Some things weren't designed to understand.

The goal of physiological research is functional nature.

With our intimate partners, we can take responsibility for the parts of ourselves that are hardest to deal with - because we finally know ourselves well enough to do so.