Crosses only scare vampires away because they're allergic to bullshit.

The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.

I ain't no movie star, man. I'm a booty star.

I believe the ability to think is blessed. If you can think about a situation, you can deal with it. The big struggle is to keep your head clear enough to think.

A lie is profanity. A lie is the worst thing in the world. Art is the ability to tell the truth.

Two things people throughout history have had in common are hatred and humour. I am proud that I have been able to use humour to lessen people's hatred.

I'm not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells.

Booty is just a ghetto expression, and I'm just a booty star.

All humor is rooted in pain.

I had some great things and I had some bad things. The best and the worst . . . In other words, I had a life.

If I thought about it, I could be bitter, but I don't feel like being bitter. Being bitter makes you immobile, and there's too much that I still want to do.

...What you are is a force--a force that makes it possible for your body to live, a force that makes it possible for your whole mind to dream...You are life

Knowledge is not Power, its is potential power!

Identify your driving motivationand you will have all theencouragement you need.

Indeed, the most important product of knowledge is ignorance.

Millions of people toil in the shadow of the law we make, and much of their livelihood is made possible by the existence of intellectual property rights.

There's a real danger in the way our representative government functions today. It functions properly only when paired with accountability.

Vice goes along way towards making life bearable. A little vice now and then is relished by the best of men.

I have searched for my forehead to find a secret writing about my fate and I found no trace of destiny, but my very own decisions!

The subconscious mind is more susceptible to influence by impulses of thought mixed with 'feeling' or emotion, than by those originating solely in the reasoning portion of the mind.

No doubt about it, Lawrence Decker was the reason God had invented nakedness.