Cruel', O'Kelly laughed, 'it's cruel to tell children the truth. If anything convinces me of God's mercy, then it's his gift of making us unable to lie.

Accentuated plainness and accentuated vice ought to bring about harmony. Beauty lies in harmony, in style, whether it be the harmony of ugliness or beauty, vice or virtue.

...sentences of the court on moral issues are always passed in absentia.

We should not fail to hide our love for the one who fails to hide hatred

Abuses of the freedom of speech ought to be repressed, but to whom are we to commit the power of doing it?

stay with the beer. beer is continuous blood. a continuous lover.

[Tyler Perry] has the luxury of not doing the political stuff, which is really where I want to be as a company.

Look at a crucifix. This is how I got my bride to heaven. How else do you think you will get yours there?

The best pleasures of this world are not quite true.

I read a lot, almost anything and everything. I make an effort to use any knowledge I attain and express my opinions even at the risk of being wrong at times.

The philosopher ought never to try to avoid the duty of making up his mind.

I could have worse tags than 'Airmiles Andy' - although I don't know what they are.

They say everybody gets 15 minutes. I hope I'm just inside the first minute and the next 14 go really slow.