Crying relieves pressure on soul.

If you say that you never lie in life, you honestly insult my intelligence.

Sometimes, some lies that spoken with high confidencecould be more receptive than facts that spoken with doubt.

Every man should believe in something.If not..he would doubt everything, even himself.

Smartass Disciple: Master, do you really believe in the second chance?Master of Stupidity: That supports the basis of lost-then-found concept.

Not all can believe anything they want to, because not all have the ability to believe.

Smartass Disciple: Why do arrogant people like to say complex words ?Master of Stupidity: Ask them straight! You'll get a simple scary version.

Disinformation is duping. Misinformation is tricking.

Pick a truth that blesses your life!

Smartass Disciple: If there were two masters, which one should I listen to?Master of Stupidity: Use the ears to the one who looks so stupid, eyes to else.

Smartass Disciple: If you are really a master, then make me see miracles!Master of Stupidity: Go to sleep and dream, then wake up thirty years later!

It is interesting to find that those whom I like, they also like me.

If you are not praying the type of prayers that scare you, your prayers are certainly not frightening our enemy.

A band is like a marriage, and if you're in a marriage with someone, and you lose yourself in that marriage, the relationship is over, really.

Remember to keep yourself alive, there is nothing more important than that.

Guard your roving thoughts with a jealous care, for speech is but the dialer of thoughts, and every fool can plainly read in your words what is the hour of your thoughts.

When we detach the Word of God from the heart of God, we miss the point of God.

When did the cell phone become a license to be rude? And why must I be subjected to your personal conversations?

I never met a lasagna I didn't like

I'm beginning to think that women should be denied the vote. Their hormones rage; they are too emotional.

There's only one thing wrong with my wife's face - it shows.