Cultivate friendships. If you don't have time to cultivate all of them, plow under every fifth one and collect your bonus.

Never place a period where God has placed a comma.

We favor putting Congress on a commission basis. Pay them for results. If they do a good job and the country prospers, they get 10% of the extra take.

This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.

A friend asked her doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, "Thirty-five children is enough for any woman.

This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them.

They laughed at Joan of Arc, but she went right ahead and built it.

I don't see what difference it makes what side it's [your bread] buttered on. I always eat both sides.

The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.

My mind works so fast. When I think of something I say it. Lots of times I say it even before I think of it.

A platform is something a candidate stands for and the voters fall for.

Oh! It’s Friday again. Share the love that was missing during the week, In a worthy moment of peace and bliss.

Maybe she's a spaghetti girl.....straight until wet.

When challenge and skills are in balance the activity is its own reward

The first thing you do is teach the person to feel that the vision is very important and nearly impossible. That draws out the drive in the winner.

I've always been so intrigued by French language and how it completely changes you, because of cultural context, because of humor.

Reading is important.

My whole thing is to inspire, to better people, to better myself forever in this thing that we call rap, this thing that we call hip hop.

The world of sight is still limitless. It is the artist who limits vision to the cramped dimensions of his own ego.

Polls are the corporate media's standardized tests to determine how well we have learned what it has taught us.

Anyone who ever gave you confidence, you owe them a lot.