Cupcake, your middle name is trouble.

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

She just eyed them coolly, as if they were nothing to her, as if their nothingness surprised and slightly repelled her.

As iron is eaten away by rust, so the envious are consumed by their own passion.

Maybe fire and kerosene don't go together for a reason.

In the community of living tissues, the uncontrolled mob of misfits that is cancer behaves like a gang of perpetually wilding adolescents. They are the juvenile delinquents of cellular society.

There are a lot of scripts that you can like, but rarely are there directors attached when you're in development with something and that's stressful.

Donald Trump's a bigot without a shadow of a doubt.

People tend to favor the underdog, like in the movies we favor the underdog, but when it comes to voting, we vote for the bully. It's so strange.

Remember, Lord, my ship is small and thy sea is so wide!

I don't like the phrase having it all. It implies we're being greedy, like "have a second piece of pie."

I've always had individual friends, but I didn't find the people I wanted to learn from as an adult until my midtwenties.