Curiosity killed the cat, but where human beings are concerned, the only thing a healthy curiosity can kill is ignorance.

Never apologize, it's all part of the trick.

Thinking clearly and effectively is the greatest asset of any human being.

Most problems precisely defined are already partially solved.

But they both agreed that it's always nice to know that your wife is desired by another man, although they wouldn't go any further than that.

Because of the insolence of all the white race he was afraid to lose his dignity in friendliness.

AHA!" interrupted Officer Shrift, making another note in his little book. "Just as I thought: boys are the cause of everything.

Every law of matter or the body supposed to govern man is rendered null and void by the law of Life God.

Only in prayer do we achieve that complete and harmonious assembly of body, mind, and spirit which gives the frail human reed its unshakable strength.

We must hunt the terrorists down and kill them. There is no other way to respond to those so committed to the destruction of life.

Obama says he's bringing 10,000 troops home. The Republicans are calling it a failed jobs program.

I'm in shape. Round is a shape.

Honeymoon's overtime to get married.

The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad.