Curious how Love destroys every vestige of that politeness which the human race, in its years of evolution, has so painfully acquired.

I saw something nasty in the woodshed.

There have always been Starkadders at Cold Comfort Farm

She liked Victorian novels. They were the only kind of novel you could read while eating an apple.

The life of a journalist is poor, nasty, brutish, and short. So is his style

He was, she reflected, almost rudely like a tortoise; and she was glad her friend kept none as pets or they might have suspected mockery.

Nature is all very well in her place, but she must not be allowed to make things untidy.

Happiness can never hope to command so much interest as distress.

I do not object to the phenomena, but I do object to the parrot.

That would be delightful,' agreed Flora, thinking how nasty and boring it would be.

Surely she had endured enough for one evening without having to listen to intelligent conversation?

Do not imprison your mind with negative thoughts

One person can only lose so much before he starts to realize that he's not strong enough to lose any more.

New York is a sucked orange.

Focus your energy on peace, bliss, and beauty. Life will be blissful and the world will be peaceful.

God's dice always have a lucky roll.

You manage things and lead people.

I have always been regretting that I was not as wise as the day I was born.

It's not a bad Thing to fall in Love.

You ever dip your biscuit in your tea and it breaks. I swear now, you never get used to that.

Power is all. Another falsification; I do not tell how I gain or maintain it. I only record the ginger stroll through the vaguely fetid garden of its rewards.