Curious people are intersting people, I wonder why that is.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

God built lighthouses to see people through storms. Then he built storms to remind people to find lighthouses.

Count your blessings. Millions of people would love to trade their problems for yours.

And death, that sits in marble silence cold, Will furnish hope to those who may behold The meaning in the everlasting change Of all that dies, returning, wondrous strange.

Obviously the idea of being human is a very human idea.

Animals give us their constant, unjaded faces, and we burden them with our bodies and civilized ordeals.

Being a working mom is not easy. You have to be willing to screw up at every level.

Which of my Jewish roots do I follow?

I count my blessings every day, quite honestly, because I take nothing for granted.

There is a line between a definite maybe and an indefinite yes.

The first actor I ever saw was The Lone Ranger. I thought: "That's what I want to do."