Curiouser and curiouser, " he says. I smile at the reference. Carroll was totally a witch. The secrets of our world are written into that book.

The thing is heavy. --I'm talking the whole Harry Potter series put together heavy. Those are some great books. Totally inaccurate, but great.

I'm not really sure what I'm going to do when I get there, but that's why someone invented the fine art of improv. Or, when that fails, stalling.

What you stay focused on will grow.

You look at any culture, and prohibition has invariably been an unmitigated failure. It is just idiotic to criminalise any substance, I think.

The Giants were supposed to have a new motto, 'Shut up and deal.'

It is like a piece of my soul had been lost, empty, and it is now filled with the light of a million stars.

Knowledge is recognizing what you know and what you don't.

God created man to share friendship with Him and share in His happiness.

It is entirely possible that Limbaugh himself never needed contraception in college, but virtue in the absence of opportunity is hardly a moral triumph.

[Justin Bieber]'s rich, right? Grammys are for music and not money. He's making a lot of money. He should be happy with that.

Poor human reason, when it trusts in itself, substitutes the strangest absurdities for the highest divine concepts

I'm not saying that anybody should like me. Give me a chance before you form that opinion.