Curling is not a sport. I called my grandmother and told her she could win a gold medal because they have dusting in the Olympics now.

My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character.

The older I get, the faster I was.

I don't know anything about Angola, but Angola's in trouble.

I don't care what people think. people are stupid.

We don't need refs, but I guess white guys need something to do.

I always laugh when people ask me about rebounding techniques. I've got a technique. It's called just go get the damn ball.

Poor people have been voting for Democrats for the last 50 years and they're still poor.

They run like deer, jump like deer and think like deer.

There's only 5 real jobs in the world. Teacher, fireman, policeman, doctor and somebody who is in the armed service. If you don't have one of those 5 jobs, you shouldn't take your life that serious.

I don't believe professional athletes should be role models. I believe parents should be role models.

Blessed are you, who faced many adversities. You will be strengthen and soften.

One clear focus for everyone. Your business needs laser focus on what the next objective is. Execution is key.

To succeed, you must be able to concentrate, and to know what to concentrate on.

Death is the final wake-up call.

When the world is storm-driven and bad things happen, then we need to know all the strong fortresses of the spirit which men have built through the ages.

I understand, as the young, attractive woman in film, that there's always going to be people seeking out extra salacious things for you to do.

Neither instinct nor style ..can be bought or taught.

I like to look on the bright side: Every day I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.

Leisure without literature is death, or rather the burial of a living man -Otium sine litteris mors est et hominis vivi sepultura

music heard so deeply That it is not heard at all, but you are the music While the music lasts.