Curran and I mixed about as well as glycerin and nitric acid: put us together, shake a bit, and hit the deck as we exploded.

Now climb, young grasshopper, so your Kung Fu won't be weak.

Black hair, angelic face, and devil eyes.

Strawberry Shortcake called, she wants her outfit back

First rule of bodyguard detail: know where your 'body' is at all times.

If the sky could dream, it would dream of dragons.

The decorator of Las Colimas must have been a great admirer of both early Aztec and late Taco Bell architectural styles.

I'm welding the bimbo room shut.

She can tell you the height of the attacker from the trigonometry of the blood spatter, while I'm fuzzy on what trigonometry is.

I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me." "Always happy to oblige.

Your headlights don't scare me.

We accept the cures, with the promise of future struggles, in defiance of death.

If you had seen one day of war, you would pray to God that you would never see another.

I always planned to retire when I was at the top and at Manchester United I have reached the pinnacle of my career.

The greatest folly is to accept expert statements uncritically. At the very least, we should always seek another opinion.

There is nothing that people bear more impatiently, or forgive less, than contempt: and an injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult.

Television happens very quickly. It was like a shot of adrenaline into me, as a filmmaker, and my career. You can hit town, do the show, and leave with this incredible energy behind you.

I think being interested is really what being civilized is about. I mean, you have to be conscious of everything.

When the king gets depressed, he doesn't call for his wife. He doesn't call for the cook. He calls for the court jester.

I was going with someone for a few years, but we broke up. It was one of those things. He wanted to get married, and I didn't want him to.

Here's a little tip for you. If you don't like being called a murderer, don't kill people.