Curse false-hand-holding boys!

You shоuld eat а waffle! Yоu саn't bе sad іf уоu eat а waffle!

You should eat a waffle! You can't be sad if you eat a waffle!

I live in my own little world. But its ok, they know me here.

We are all flawed, my dear. Every one of us. And believe me, we've all made mistakes. You've just got to take a good hard look at yourself, change what needs to be changed, and move one, pet.

If everyone started off the day singing, just think how happy they'd be.

We all mess up. It's what we learn from our mistakes that matters.

One: Don't play leapfrog with elephants. Two: Don't pet a tiger unless his tail is wagging. Three: Never, ever, mess with the Ladies Auxiliary. -Mayberry Rules for a Long, Happy Life

Kids are smart. Knowledge is power. Let them figure things out. Don't turn into that grown-up who they won't come to.

I didn't like being alone. Being alone was slightly better than having to deal with people, that's all. Or so I'd convinced myself.

Prancing around with marshmallowss on your nipples does *not* constitute living your life fully!

Sunrise - a time when all truths are still clean and enviable.

I've always thought respectable people scoundrels, and I look anxiously at my face every morning for signs of my becoming a scoundrel.

I'm an indestructible master of war.

There are old traders and there are bold traders, but there are very few old, bold traders.

But almost any place is Baghdad if you don't know what will happen in it.

I'm a 21st century guy, secure in who I am.

I hold a mouses wit not worth a leke, That hath but on hole for to sterten to.

Summer came. For the books thief, everything was going nicely. For me, the sky was the color of Jews.

Eric Buckner is the most athletic big man I've ever coached.

The profession of journalism ought to be about telling people what they need to know - not what they want to know.