Custom is, to think a handsome thing in private but tame it down in the utterance.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Is your animosity towards a person warranted, or is it a reflection of your own insecurities?

Principles and their consequences are always constant.

Neither love nor ambition, as it has often been shown, can brook a division of its empire in the heart.

As a young man God blessed me with a special talent to throw a football.

American couples have gone to such lengths to avoid the interference of in-laws that they have to pay marriage counselors to interfere between them.

[Corneille] was inspired by Roman authors and Roman spirit, Racine with delicacy by the polished court of Louis XIV.

That's the way I feel, at least: like there's a real me and a reflection of me, and I have no way of telling which is which.

But after being fired at once or twice, The ear becomes more Irish, and less nice.

The best investment you can make is in yourself.