Cuz if I don't say I'm the best, tell me who the hell will.

Your whole appearance is a lie and it could never be true. And if you really loved yourself, then you would try and be you.

Straight from the heart, I represent hip hop I be three albums deep, but I don't wanna go pop Too many candy rappers seem to be at the top Too much candy is no good, so now I'm closing the shop.

I like them brown, yellow, Puerto Rican, or Haitian Name is Phife Dawg from the Zulu nation.

Now here's a funky introduction of how nice I am Tell your mother, tell your father, send a telegram.

I instruct you to be the obeyer, A rhythm recipe that you'll savor, Doesn't matter if you're minor or major, Yes, the Tribe of the game, rhythm player, As you inhale like a breath of fresh air

When's the last time you heard a funky diabetic?

Used to have a crush on Dawn from En Vogue. It's not like honey dip would wanna get with me, But just in case I own more condoms than TLC.

Question: Why is that MC's be wack And major labels wanna sign that crap? A-yo...funk that!

I'm a rapper but I'm a human being.

Styles be fat like Jackie Gleason, the rest be Art Carney.

...avacados, prickly pears and papayas used to be gulped down whole, seeds and all, by fridge-sized armadillos called glyptodonts.

When you come to think about it, nothing has any meaning, for when there was nobody to think, there was nobody to interpret what happened.

Animals are our inferior brothers and sisters. They are not meant to be eaten, but must be treated with love.

Americans will finally wake up in a country where the laws of the United States are enforced!

People want government to solve problems, but government is often the cause of the problem.

Great souls forgive not injuries till time has put their enemies within their power, that they may show forgiveness is their own.

God puts something good and loveable in every man His hands create.

Seek not outside yourself, Heaven is within.

I like Sultana cookies - they are so, so, so good. I think the best in the world.

I try to manage my day by my circadian rhythms because the creativity is such an elusive thing, and I could easily just stomp over it doing my administrative stuff.