Cynic, n: a blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

Life is same for everyone. The difference is only that some are living by heart and some for only sake of living

If you don't keep moving, you'll never get anywhere.

John Stowell plays jazz, but he doesn’t use any of the clichés; he has an incredible originality. John is a master creator.

It is better that a guilty man should not be brought to trial than that he should be acquitted.

If you wonder what the difference between them and me is, I'll break the news: you never heard of them. Most of them ... can fight almost as good as I can. I'm just saying you never heard of them.

Time is on your side when you own shares of superior companies.

Acting's difficult for me because I think you have to be passionately involved in what you're doing.

I'm psychotically involved in every tiny little aspect. That's just the way I've been about everything my whole life.

What a script says that isn't dialogue is as important as the spoken word.

Ere yet the salt of most unrighteous tears Had left the flushing of her gallèd eyes, She married. O, most wicked speed, to post With such dexterity to incestuous sheets!