D and D: a role-playing game played only by very cool guys.

It was more like an abortion than music, but he got a wildly enthusiastic response from the crowd. Well, we're all pro-choice out here in Hillmont, after all.

Maybe they notice me wincing whenever I hear them say it, but I don't know: there are all sorts of reasons I could be wincing. Life is a wince-a-thon.

Monty Python: A documentary series on everyday life in Great Britain.

Sam Hellerman is a genius!

There's always a bit of suspense about the particular way in which a given school year will get off to a bad start.

Normal: lacking in taste, compassion, understanding, kindness, and ordinary human decency.

High School is the penalty for transgressions yet to be specified.

Girls have all the same parts, basically, and so much of how they look depends on the attitude, expectations, and obsessions of those who are looking at them.

You have everything inside you, though you sometimes only recognise certain bits relating to the current stage of your path.

In my wildest dreams I never thought - well, I never thought I'd work.

To be challenged means to strive. I'm almost certain that's true.

Number one way life would be different if dogs ran the world: All motorists must drive with head out window.

Ahenny (adj.) - The way people stand when examining other people's bookshelves.

I've been trying to get into the Royal Box in New York for years. They say I'm too dirty, my material is too blue. But I think Redd, the whites and blue can be a nice combination.

Not every article in every magazine or newspaper is meant to be a valentine card addressed to every reader's self-esteem.

Through yoga, meditation and other spiritual practices, we can learn the ways of personal equanimity. We can also learn how to use language in beneficial ways.

I pride myself on being fairly polite on a set so it's kind of a guilty pleasure to poke others on the set.