D'you know, I put so much petrol in me car the other day, I couldn't get in!

Coo...coo... here comes the dove from above!

On the first night it was on telly, Channel 4 had 17 complaints.

Miss Leefolt sigh, hang up the phone like she just don't know how her brain gone operate without Miss Hilly coming over to push the Think buttons.

O Lord grant us the grace for sacred rest

The Reverence of God is root of right reason.

Life is sweet when you pay attention. When it doesn't seem sweet, put a sticker on your nose and do a funky dance.

We're all living in a casino. It's just Vegas. Everything is on camera. Everything is being recorded. Everything is on audio. The truth is we all have access to everybody else's information.

Sarah Palin should not be on vacation. She should be in summer school.

The first sign on a declining civilization is a decline in the arts.

It is wonderful to feel the grandness of Canada in the raw, not because she is Canada but because she's something sublime that you were born into, some great rugged power that you are a part of.

All corporate-owned, publicly-traded media is our first and most immediate enemy.

Let us understand Darwinism so we can walk in the opposite direction when it comes to setting up society.