DEJEUNER, n. The breakfast of an American who has been in Paris. Variously pronounced.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

One of my favorite movies is 'Back to the Future'.

The only people I have been able to use are those who fought

The greatest success in life is to feel I’m something for someone; the feeling of falling in love, the newness of love.

We've come to the point where we're no longer able to protect our national values. Where will it all end?

The [Wal-Mart] corporate culture lagged way behind many other American corporations in terms of making progress on women's issues, and that had a lot to do with being based in northwest Arkansas.

I assure you that the world is not so amusing as we imagined.

Because I've always been more afraid of writing than I have of doing anything visually such as directing or acting.

I find his films about as funny as getting an arrow through the neck and discovering there's a gas bill tied to it.

I realized that even if we went on talking till Judgment Day, I would still find the time all too short.

This is the most important principle of reading on the Internet: You must determine for yourself whether or not something is true.