DISARM ALL RAPISTSBut what will we doWith their legs?

THIS IS A COMPLIMENT?You're incrediburgableshe saidwhich is to sayYou're a little like incrediblebut a lot more like ahamburger.

ELVIS & MARILYN:The deader they get -the more money they make.

(1)BEING A POETis like opening a car door& exposing yourself.(2)BEING A GOOD POETis like opening the door& exposing the passengeras well.

REFUSALWhen you refuseto tell your weightand age, people knowyou're fat and old.

You only have to doze a moment, and all is lost. For ruin and salvation both have their source inside you.

She slept the sleep of the just.

I love to design things that people can actually buy. I'm staggered by what a boot costs today.

The older I get, and the more I travel in particular, the less I care about what exactly is in the dish than who's cooking it and why.

The criticism is, once I get something flying, I lose interest in it.

However little we may be, if we are the Lord's, we may rejoice that we are preserved in Christ Jesus.

...most of the press were vultures descending on the scene for curious America aplomb. Cameras inside the coffin interviewing worms.

The ABA really loosened up the NBA and introduced innovations like the three-point shot and the Slam Dunk and other competitions at the All Star Game. And we had all the hot young players.

A Christian brings peace to others. Not only peace, but also love, kindness, faithfulness and joy.

Since the majority is always wrong, might we try one election day where all the losers take office?