DISOBEDIENCE, n. The silver lining to the cloud of servitude.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

Writers are made, they are not born.

This life is but a dream. A state of sleep but how unfortunate that man's eyes open only when they are about to be closed (forever).

If your album sells, that's cool, more people find out about you, more people get turned on to what we're really about-which is a live rock and roll band.

Please give me some good advice in your next letter. I promise not to follow it.

The horrible truth is that I am lazy and I am going to write and do bits that just hand themselves to me.

Never give advice to your children unless you have it in writing and notarized.

As you would expect, the loss of freedom and the lack of privacy are extremely difficult... I want you to know that I am well. I am safe, fit and healthy.

I've always been a huge fan of matching sets and vibrant prints.

You’ve got to be sure of yourself before You can ever win a prize.

With great power comes great responsibilty.