DJs used to be American heroes. No more. Today, being a disk jockey is generally regarded as being slightly more respectable than snatching purses for a living, or robbing graves.

When buying a used car, punch the buttons on the radio. If all the stations are rock and roll, there's a good chance the transmission is shot.

A book series is never truly over. The story lives on, even when the final page has been turned.

Blame is the creed of the disempowered.

When did wishing someone a Merry Christmas become politically incorrect?

Time is your cathedral. You know the present is only a pretty illusion in the minds of men. And I think you know that nothing has ever passed away, not entirely.

If the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, you can bet the water bill is higher.

Put every light you have on a dimmer. Because after a certain age, we can play with the lighting and set it on how you look best on it. Its cheaper than plastic surgery.

One of my main goals in life is to make those that believed in me look extremely brilliant.

One's roused by this, another finds that fit: Each loves the play for what he brings to it.

Holding occasion by the hand, Not over nice 'twixt weed and flower, Waiving what none can understand, I make mine hour.

No burden is so heavy for a man to bear as a succession of happy days.