DO NOT PUT ALL YOUR TRUST IN ROOT VEGETABLES. WHAT THINGS SEEM TO BE MAY NOT BE WHAT THEY ARE.-Death

The Truth Shall Make Ye Fret. [Fred. Free.]

A lie can run round the world before the truth has got its boots on.

William: "I'm sure we can all pull together, sir."Vetinari: "Oh, I do hope not. Pulling together is the aim of despotism and tyranny. Free men pull in all kinds of directions.

. . . Mrs. Arcanum considered foreign parts only marginally less unspeakable than private parts. . .

The public thinks big, sensible, measured thoughts while people run around doing silly things

Never lose temper or get angry at a person who deserves your love. Remember everyone is craving for and deserves your love.

Aft the more honour, forward the better man

We know that the war against intelligence is always waged in the name of common sense.

The dream which is not fed with dream disappears.

Music is my passion - it's what I love and it's in my blood. You can never take me away from my work.

Many's the man/ who thought himself wise/ but what he needed/ he did not know.

A book may be compared to your neighbor: if it be good, it cannot last too long; if bad, you cannot get rid of it too early.

Our own choices might not be as good as those that are made for us.

Course, that's the trouble with politics, it breeds politics! So that makes it pretty hard to stamp out.

We bow our heads before Thee, and we laud, And magnify thy name Almighty God! But man is thy most awful instrument, In working out a pure intent.