Dad, Thanks for being my biggest fan, even when I strike-out.

Six happy years together Such a perfect matching You're entering the 7 year itch zone This is no time for scratching

Take life with a pinch of salt A shot of tequila and a wedge of lime Do nothing at all But take your time

The greatest gift I ever had Came from God; I call him Dad!

May today be filled With bright hopes for the future And happy memories of the past

It started with a simple ring, You became husband and wife, You progressed to being parents And you're still best friends for life.

May every memory that you share Of dreams you've seen come true, Help make this special anniversary day A happy one, for the two of you

Goodbyes are not forever Goodbyes aren't final, when You only mean we'll miss you Until we meet again

May you always be each other's best friend, May your mutual love continue to be so May your successful marriage continue to thrive May love flourish, prosper, bloom and grow

It's all flags, fireworks, family, food and fun That's July Four July Five, the fun is done The fireworks are no more

You really must stop acting Like a 20-year-old, gold plated In a midlife crisis You just graduated Happy 60th

Have a Blast

I should say, one of the things about being a widow or a widower, you really, really need a sense of humor, because everything's going to fall apart.

My background is advertising: I moved to New York from London in 1998 to start up the U.S. office of ad agency Bartle Bogle Hegarty.

I know, basketball is a dance. I didn't understand the significance of that type of training at first. I was supposed to read poems.

I think better when I'm not sober

In adverse hours the friendship of the good shines most; each prosperous day commands its friends.

If I ruled supreme, there would be big problems.

For a contributing citizen to be released from the community was a final decision, a terrible punishment, an overwhelming statement of failure.

The facts of life are conservative.

I'm going to be dead before I read the books I'm going to read.