Dad has shamelessly played the Mom card. Against which there is no defense.

So you’re a reader, ” My mom sighs, as if somehow this elevates Isabel to yet another realm of perfection.

Wait. Is a real, live adult person actually asking me details about the games I play? This is unheard of.

It seems like the best escape games come from Japan for some reason. It makes me proud.

I can’t believe I thought this was going to be boring. This is great!

At this moment, I know that the answer has to be yes. I am defeated. By my own father. How Darth Vader.

I turn back to the Archers, who don’t look like the same species as us. Do they even sweat, these people?

Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast

One smile in the morning can change your mood for the entire day. One hug in the evening can usher you into cheerful night dreams you will never regret!

Courtesy is as much a mark of a gentleman as courage.

So far I've always kept my diet secret but now I might as well tell everyone what it is. Lots of grapefruit throughout the day and plenty of virile young men.

Recording wasn't as important to me as actually being to get on stage and act the fool.

The purpose of life is living. Men and women should get the most they can out of their lives.

Telling someone about what a symbol means is like telling someone how music should make them feel.

Don't complain about growing old — many, many people do not have that privilege.

DC used to print up all of their pages, they were the only company that did it.

We're all looking for those moments - a relief. That's why people go out and treat themselves.