Dad kept us out of school, but school comes and goes. Family is forever.

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars...

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.

I've got magic. I've got poetry at my fingertips.

People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.

The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.

It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.

Do it at your best or Don't do it at all.

Be still when you have nothing to say when genuine passion moves you say what you've got to say and say it hot.

Action may not always bring happiness but there is no happiness without action.

I awoke in the Midsummer not-to-call night, in the white and the walk of the morning

Second thoughts, they say, are best.

The sun to me is dark And silent as the moon, When she deserts the night Hid in her vacant interlunar cave.

The spirit needs several sorts of food of which knowledge is only one.

To obtain a woman who loves you, you must treat her as if she didn't.

Good to forgive, Best to forget.

In the theater there is often a tension, almost a contradiction, between the way real people would think and behave, and a kind of imposed dramaticness.