Dad's going steady with a pig in the barn.

Elvis is everywhere. Elvis is everything. Elvis is everybody. Elvis is still The King.

Rave music sounds like an electronic disco version of '30s Universal monster movies.

When I look out into your faces, you know what I see? I see a little bit of Elvis in each and every one of you out there.

National 21 drinking age, huh, what do you think about that? A bunch of malarkey, whatever malarkey is, man, it's a whole bunch of it.

Tiffany is wrestling in Jell-O.

Me and Don Henley are fast acquaintances now, or something. He actually got on stage and sang with me.

People from outer space they come up to me, they don't look like Doctor Spock, they don't look like Klingons, all that Star Trek jive. They look like Elvis.

I graduated from college in Ohio and bummed around for a while, and then I joined VISTA, which was a domestic Peace Corps kind of thing, and they sent me to Colorado.

Debbie Gibson is pregnant with my two headed love child, it's a big foot baby all covered in fur.

She's vibrator dependent.

What is important is not what you hear said, it's what you observe.

Everything in nature invites us constantly to be what we are.

You must have love as the core it takes courage to be willing to constantly tell the truth to each other and risk letting the relationship go.

Education is not a discipline at all. Half vocational, half emptiness dressed up in garments borrowed from philosophy, psychology, literature.

... the life of the mind is reality, and love without romantic illumination is a spiritless matter.

Remorse presupposes enough self-forgetfulness to feel the pain ofothers.

Wherever love is, I want to be, I will follow it as surely as the land-locked salmon finds the sea.

Our tribe unraveled like a coarse rope, frayed at either end as the old and new among us were taken.

As you go along your own road in life, you will, if you aim high enough, also meet resistance... But no matter how tough the opposition may seem, have courage still and persevere.

Fast pitch softball is just as dangerous as baseball. The ball is bigger so you can see it better, but the size also makes for a bigger space to move out of its way.