Daddy, I don't like military parades. I never want to be like those people who march rank and file to music - they were given brains by mistake.

Never write a book and let it sit on a shelf

Money is just time that is well converted.

It's an alien apocalypse! Quick, grab the beer!

When I was about ten, I was very impressed by the way Tarzan could swing through the trees from vine to vine. No one ever told me, 'Don't try this at home.'

The life I live is my art work.

Congealed fat is pretty much the same, irrespective of the delicacy around which it is concealed.

Experience is a great teacher. You will have to go through the trials and tribulations and the ecstasies and abandoned moments of wonderfulness that all of us did on the way to enlightenment.

Let your intentions be good - embodied in good thoughts, cheerful words, and unselfish deeds - and the world will be to you a bright and happy place in which to work and play and serve

It's our God forsaken right to be loved, loved, loved.

Liberty can no more exist without virtue and independence than the body can live and move without a soul.