Dalai Lama's got nothing on me.

Only two things I know about Albuquerque - Bugs Bunny should've taken a left turn there. And give me a hundred tries, I'll never be able spell it.

The bar exam's a mother. I mean, for me it was. I failed it the first two times, but I guess it's like losing your virginity, third time's the charm.

The only way that entire car is worth 500 bucks is if there's a 300 dollar hooker sitting in it.

Wave bye-bye to your cash cow, 'cause it's leaving the pasture.

I have a lot of things to prove to myself. One is that I can live my life fearlessly.

The only reason I wanted 'Making Toast' as the title is that it is a simple gesture of moving on. Every morning there's the bread and you make the toast and you start the day.

There's something uniquely exhilarating about puzzling together the truth at the hands of an unreliable narrator.

Laws cannot be imposed on him who is the master of the law.

Maybe this is just me, but as time goes by, I'm more bewildered by modernity. It gets more unfathomable with every passing year.

I wanted my children to have the same exposure to the water I had. My strongest memories of Northeast Harbor are going in a small Whaler with my dad, looking for osprey

There are two kinds of truth; The truth that lights the way and the truth that warms the heart. The fist of these is science and the second is art.

When people think about Michigan, they usually think about cars.

You don't have the power to make rainbows or waterfalls, sunsets or roses, but you do have the power to bless people by your words and smiles You carry within you the power to make the world better.

Oh! faint delicious spring-time violet, Thine odor like a key, Turns noiselessly in memory's wards to let A thought of sorrow free.