Dallas Cowboys may be America's team, but the Houston Oilers are Texas' team.

You fail all the time, but you aren't a failure until you start blaming someone else.

Respect all. Fear none.

Nothing. And, I don't start before noon.

Because she is too ugly to kiss goodbye.

When it's first and a mile, I won't give it to him.

Winning is only half of it. Having fun is the other half.

How do you win? By getting average players to play good and good players to play great. That's how you win.

Yep. And I noticed how slowly he went down each time, too.

There's two kinds of coaches, them that's fired and them that's gonna be fired.

Yeah, that test says he's dumb as a fence post, but when he hits he looks like Einstein to me.

Just because it isn't perfect, doesn't mean it isn't awesome.

Personally, I need a high level of physical fitness in order to feel at ease.

Love is not something you think about, it is a state in which you dwell

A thimbleful of red is redder than a bucketful.

If you're ever killed mountain climbing, then all that you've worked for is gone

I go on many thrilling adventures and wondrous, profound escapades through books.

Bush is the face on the can. But who canned that soup?

A new child in the house is a huge tourist attraction. It's like Disneyland, except there the lines are longer and no one brings casseroles.

The students realize that it's their life I'm talking about: it's out of balance, they're struggling to put it into balance. How are they going to do it?

Never too late to learn a language. And the good literature to come with it.