Damn. A dead body. I hate it when that happens.

Note to self-give serious thought to becoming an alcoholic.

He held up his hand, and in it was... Oh, God. The neon-pink vibrator, glowing in the dark now. It was following her, stalking her, all the way down the yellow brick road to hell.

Men exist because a vibrator can't fix a flat tire. On second thought, I should just buy a AAA card...

She wished now she'd brought that vibrator as a flashlight instead of leaving it on the couch.

If I call him back here, " Cooper whispered in her ear, "will you crawl up my body again?

When you have lost hope, you have lost everything. And when you think all is lost, when all is dire and bleak, there is always hope.

Nothing was ever done so systematically as nothing is being done now.

Hamlet is an astonishing intelligence.

My restless, roaming spirit would not allow me to remain at home very long.

The familiar life horizon has been outgrown: the old concepts, ideals, and emotional patterns no longer fit; the time for the passing of a threshold is at hand.

People are governed with the head; kindness of heart is little use in chess.

Progressives deliver everything except progress.

Carter Kane, 14, died tragically in Paris when he was eaten by his sister’s cat Muffin.

If my university years taught me anything, it was that the smarter a woman's background, the more primitive her bedchamber

Life's too short for minimalism.